If you know my dad very well then you know he is famous, or is that infamous, for bumping his head.
So, this afternoon I was heading out the front door to watch the kids play out front. I opened the front door and whacked myself in the head with the front door. I (not so proudly) admit, I cursed (thankfully the kids were outside). It freakin' hurt! And now I've got a goose egg on my forehead.
I mean honestly people, who whacks themselves in the head with front door?
ME
Dad, I appreciate you passing on your height and build to me but you could have kept the whole head bumping thing. At least I'm in good company.
